Thank the Lord! The contract is signed, and my dissertation is scheduled to be published this summer in Sheffield Phoenix Pressâ€™s New Testament Monographs series. The book will be number 14 in the series, and the title is â€œArticular Infinitives in the Greek of the New Testament: On the Exegetical Benefit of Grammatical Precision.â€
As you can tell from the title, this book promises to be a real page-turner. I fully anticipate for Susan and me to be able to retire on the proceeds that I will receive from this blockbuster treatise. This book will likely be the surprise hit of the summer, and I expect it will be flying off book store shelves so fast it will make The Prayer of Jabez look like a backwater snail race.
You can pre-order this book at the publisherâ€™s website for only $55. Or, if you act now, you can get two for $110! Look out Purpose Driven Life! Here we come! Yippee!